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Au bistrot ovnien 9 / Ufo's ba r

1/0 27.02.2008 16:44 Français

-- this ufo's case is super convincing if one considers my arguments
-- this ufo's case is all but convincing if one considers my arguments
.. one point each, the ball at the center

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Au bistrot ovnien 8 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 26.02.2008 21:04 Français

-- What kind of ETs would yu prefer ? Tall and beautiful or small and ugly ?
-- Huuum, tall and beautiful surely not. Too irritating. Small and ugly no more, too depressing... I would prefer they would be like us, in fact...
-- But then how can we recognize them ?
.. By jove ! Are they already amongst us ?...
.. And if I was an ET ?...

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Au bistrot ovnien 7 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 26.02.2008 20:34 Français

- What is the difference between a flying saucer and a bird, for a believer ?
- None, the saucer having the ability to transform itself in a bird (through morphing)
- And for a sceptical ?
- No more, what we believe to be a saucer is in reality a bird
- It's pointless to investigate, thus ?

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Au bistrot ovnien 6 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 26.02.2008 20:17 Français

-- the problem with OVNIs (non-identified flying objects, UFOs) is that nobody agrees with the word's meaning
-- the zets (zeteticiens) understand "Visual Observation Naturally Irrealistic" and the believers "Visual Observation by No means Irrealistic"
-- as for the ETs, they would like we understand "Valiant Observers Naturally Irresistible"

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Au bistrot ovnien 5 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 26.02.2008 19:51 Français

-- story's fall
-- a believer (in ETs) and a zet (=sceptical in ETs) are in a boat
-- what happened after a moment ?
-- heuuu... they plunged and the boat is empty ?
-- well no, nothing happens
-- too happy of squabbing, they did even not see the time passing !

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Au bistrot ovnien 4 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 26.02.2008 19:27 Français

-- it is not finished
-- a ziti (extraterrestrial entity) and a believer are in a boat
-- after a moment, the boat is empty, why ?
-- don' know
-- well the ziti plunged to flee, and the believer followed him to kiss him !

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Au bistrot ovnien 3 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 24.02.2008 22:39 Français

-- a ziti (ET, extraterrestrial) and a zet (zetetician, or pure rational sceptic) are in a boat
-- after a moment the boat is empty, why ?
-- heu... don' know
-- well, the zet plunged to flee, and the ziti followed him to save him

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Au bistrot ovnien 2 / Ufo's ba r

0/0 24.02.2008 15:17 Français

-- If I was an ET visiting the earth, the first thing I'll do
-- would be to advise us to spend 20 hours a week into a bar
-- Just for giving us some limits, yu know
-- Sure !

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